Growing a Mustache

Опубликовано: 06 Октябрь 2009
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Grape-Nuts and ESPN's Kenny Mayne team up to show you how to rock the facial hair and grow that badass 'stache in this episode of the Guy's Manual.

HOST KENYY MAYNE
Pete is a mustache virgin, but lately he's been second guessing his choices.
BOSS
We still on for duck hunting?
WAYNE
That's the plan, Boss Man.
BOSS
Hit me back, 'stache attack.
PETE
I like shooting ducks.
BOSS
I'm not sure you're cut out for it.
KENNY MAYNE
I know what you're thinking, P. The
'stached get all the breaks. But one doesn't move to 'stache-town on a whim. You wanna be the lord of the lip, you do it right or you don't do it at all. Are we clear? Good, man. Now take these simple nuggets of wisdom as gospel. First things first. You can't just grow a mustache. Waiting for it to get to the good looking stage takes way too long. And it is a tad creepy in its incubation phase. Best to grow out a beard first. Hold back the mustache for its official debut. Quick side rule. It'll be pretty clear if you have the chops for facial hair during the beard stage. If you look like a Yeti with a
hormone disorder...you may want to consider a different way to get in touch with your manhood. Once your little friend has fully matured, you may not immediately recognize yourself in the mirror. That's because this baby is more than just hair. It's attitude.
Embrace that. Care to live the life of a big game hunter? Wanna ride your new hog into the sunset? Wanna sell antique cars to Italian businessmen? Those bristles under your nose open the door to a lifestyle the 'stacheless could never pull off. Now, Pete, you may be eager to show off your new accessory. Better to let your new look speak for itself.
BOSS
Nice duds, Tex. How 'bout you come visit my ranch this weekend?
WAYNE
I like horses.
BOSS
Good for you, Wayne...good for you.
KENNY
The 'stache has spoken. Until next time, enjoy being a man who gets the tough things done.