Beware the cat pipes
Ah, harken unto me, all ye who tread this hallowed ground! Beware, I say! These enigmatic conduits of mystery are not to be trifled with. Dost thou dare to encroach upon their domain, thou shalt incur a calamity most terrible! Verily, even the very fabric of the cosmos shall tremble, as light commingles with dark, and chaos engulfs the known world!
For within these perilous pipes lurk energies beyond human ken—sorceries that confound reason and flout the laws of nature. To disturb their sanctity is to unleash forces as old as time itself, forces that not even the wisest sages can reckon with.
I beseech thee, stray not into their confines! Heed this warning, or else doom thyself to an eternity of unimaginable woe.
