Jamie - White House Press Briefing
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IMPORTANT: I’m Running for president! Get ready for real lax laws, and everyone gettin’ money. Minimum wage kinda gonna stay the same, maybe a little more but corrupt mega corporations are going to have to chill. Abolishing all prisons. Ending incarcerations except for violent crime, karens or theft. So you can smoke as much marijuana all you want. We got freedom of speech again, and you can buy an uzi if you want. Also, if you get divorced your spouse can’t steal all your shit no more. Taxes only going to be 15% flat fee.
So yep, This is what it would be like if Jamie Lewis runs for president, wins and then does White House press briefings.
In this video he explains that he is well funded, knows where to allocate the tax money and will make sure everyone taken care of no matter your political affiliation, race religion or whatever, you good. It might be the wrong timing but Im there 2024. Joe Rogan as the running mate.
Its a real libertarian platform, freedom, common sense, non-polarizing as much as possible. Everyone got be cool with the agenda. Freedom is definitely going to happen.
Money is the root of all evil, but he has the cash to invest into a rugby stadium on mars, a new fleet of hybrid cars and the world’s first massage parlor bar.
Nevermind the hook, “I got the cash, so make it quick.. I got your girl on my stick and Im a boss, Im rich..” Just sayin’ I got the funds and the transaction better be quick because I got things to do and a country to clean up. Im straight serious. If you aint down with the movement leave it up to the people.
Enjoy the song and get down with Jamie Lewis a.k.a Nebula for president. White House is going to be bumping.
P.S: If covid still around we going to show heat maps so everyone know where to mingle safely. No intrusion on your home life or forcing you to do stuff. Just follow the heat maps.
If you didn’t know this is a parody or something like that, but the platform is real and can’t argue with that. Its good direction. Merica’ home of the brave.
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