Genshin impact player’s final boss fight

Always the orange cat

The drunk driver coming out unscathed while a family of four are burning to death

Fed funded lone operatives when the police response was quicker than expected and competent

My enemy when I honk my magic horn that summons a semi truck going at 120 km/h (75 mph)

Yo bro can I hold your baby chihuahuas leash? I always wanted one

Me 5 mins into alcoholics anonymous trying to convince everyone to come to the pub

childless cat ladies when you call them childless cat ladies

Hey bus full of grade schoolers, learn this

360 no scope trickshot (insane)

when you get back from a long trip and you can finally use your own toilet

POV: you gain unauthorized access to a crane

Judge: I am dropping your charges Me: Thanks I won't do it again My lawyer:

Casual racists when a competitive racist walks in the room

how have you watched all those shows, you only have netflix?’

Secret service agents 0.5 seconds after 360 no-scoping a failed hit man in the head.

me homeschooling the neighbors kids

How it feels after pouring my used motor oil in the neighbors trashcan instead of the storm drain

Black ops 2 players spending 12 minutes on emblem editor forging the most r thing they could imagine

POV: you’re a bird on 4th of July

When it’s July 1st

Me to the guy with a hole in his chest after he tried to break into my car

Feds during the Vegas shooting be like:

Homemade trebuchet water slide ends predictably

The guy 20 years sober when he finds out about the Applebees 1$ margaritas