Plushblue EP's MMIB 29 "You're Fired Scene" Transcript
Transcript:
*Dolby Digital Logo zooms in*
ZIRA: Dolby Digital. The famous sound system applied in most theatrical loudspeakers, and its logo is shown at the end of most modern movies.
DAVID: Dolby? I prefer DTS.
MICROSOFT SAM (angrily): RADAR OVERSEER JACOB, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
JACOB: I don't get the company car I was promise on Christmas?
SAM (angrily): YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU’RE FIRED!
JACOB: Fired? FIRED?! (in a tantrum) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT MICROSOFT SAM, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE ABOMAGOONIOS AND MR. SIR TOLD YOU ABOUT PERMISSION? REHIRE ME OR ELSE I’LL KILL MYSELF AND YOU’LL BE HELD GUILTY AS CHARGED YOU DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS DINGUS!!!
(BOOM!)
MICROSOFT SAM (angrily): I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FLUBBER ABOUT PERMISSION! I FAKED YOUR FIRINGS ALL YEAR, BUT THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REAL!
JACOB: Put me down. This is insane in the membrane!
SAM: WHEN DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY CONCLUDES. GET OUT, BE OUT, AND STAY OUT!
*Sam throws Jacob out*
KENNY: Microsoft Sam, are you insane in the membrane?
ABOMAGOONIOS: You rehire Jacob this minute.
SAM: NEVER! AND IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT REHIRING HIM, I SWEAR TO SPIELBERG I WILL...
EEVEEAS: Too late!
*Eeveeas opens her phone and sends Jacob a text saying “Jacob, you’re rehired.”*
JACOB: Thanks for rehiring me. Also, I got your text.
SAM: RADAR OVERSEER JACOB, I SWEAR I'M GONNA...
*Abomagoonios, Kenny, and Eeveeas glare at Sam at the same time. The glares last for 3 seconds*
SAM (calmly): Hit us with our best shot. Fire away.
MILA: Pat Benatar, 1980, Chrysalis Records.
