This. Girl. CRACKS! 1st Time Full Body Cracking & ASMR Microphone Medicine for Relaxing.

Опубликовано: 19 Август 2021
на канале: Chiropractic Medicine

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Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

This patient just reported that she uses ASMR videos as MEDICINE 0:00

Not just as a sleep remedy though... and hold on... this isn't a derogatory statement towards anyone who flips on youtube like they're throwing back a couple of ambiens

of course

that's why I make videos

Bc sleep is akin to the shamanic trance

And the point of all sound medicine 10:42 is to unwind the conscious mind, filled with limitations... I mean definitions... and explore the neurological surface area of infinite thought strings that have become unraveled with the drum and rattle

that's where the medicine is

back to this patient

She found ASMR for relief of anxiety and weened herself off psychotropic pharmaceuticals

that's kind of a big deal

and the best part...

she wants to go deeper

which reminds me of a little company called Mind Medicine who just started phase 1 clinical trials to test the efficacy of M D M A for patients with depression, anxiety, and PTSD

But medicine like that isn't so uni-dimensional

For example...

This is when you hear the chime 16:06

But this is where I hear the chime 16:01

no no no NEVER do I practice with the medicine, in this setting

But it wouldn't be that way if the neurons haven't been previously exposed to the magic of medicinal molecules

Last week in practice I had a new patient. He worked for the FBI counterintelligence task force

dude literally hunts spys

So naturally, I carefully probe to see what he's willing to say

I'm sure he's aware

and I ask him questions about remote viewing and if the FBI still uses psychics to spy on possible threats

"using psychics?" he questioned

"oh my bad, that was the CIA"

There's a guy near my way who teaches the techniques he learned through the federal agency on how to project into the "in-between" dimensions and come back out somewhere else... invisible... but able to perceive whatever is in the room

tinfoil hats my friends

Also, not sure what that was at 5:29... but I left it in there bc I thought maybe one of you would know

other people who say you don't really have to go anywhere in any dimension

it's all one dimension, and it's all inside of you existing in totality right now

in holographic resonance

like the old lady who sold me the patchouli lime salve... 9:15

she looked at me and asked, "do you work with your hands?"

everyone works with their hands, lady...

except for soccer players

Don't read me.... out loud

Just use your 3rd eye and put the salve in a bag, thanks

Eagles copulate during an 80mph free fall... and if one of them doesn't finish

DEATH

Which is just a reminder that you can't see things coming if you're too busy trying to see things come

The spiritual adept has given up the right to fly in the materialistic world but is happy to watch and appreciate all the living creatures who are actively participating

Even the red-spotted lanternflies

I'm not even sure if that's what they're called

But the garden master and mother of my children said I need to call someone and report the infestation

But I'm nervous because the informational website says there's some kind of quarantine involved...

wtf?

and now I'm tasked with the job of killing as many of these beautiful creatures as I can, which I do not like...

so if you have any tips on how to be a zen Buddhist killer, I'm all ears

alright

I'm at 4k and I have no clue what I've written above so please send your edits

It's back to the back cracking

and the mind relaxing

I'm headed back to the office to breathe with people

right before I unlock the dimensional tensionals

So until next time

keep breathing

and thanks for watching "This. Girl. CRACKS! 1st Time Full Body Cracking & ASMR Microphone Medicine for Relaxing."

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