Jesus Eagle - The Jesus Eagle
The Jesus Eagle descended from the sky.
With a salmon in his talons,
and a patch over one eye.
If you're pregnant with a terrorist, you better run and hide
from his talons of justice,
and his all-seeing eye!
On the site, two weeks from the fight,
after the trouble, pulled out of the rubble...
Lo and behold! An American sole!
They were stitched 'n sewn, American grown,
and MADE IN THE U.S.A.!
These boots were made from the cows we get our milk from,
that feed our ladies, that make our country's babies.
They were born in America, sworn-in in America,
and MADE IN THE U.S.A.!
Well a swarm of donkeys come over the hill,
with turban'd riders, poised to kill!
But what they hear next put the fear in their eyes:
The scream of an Eagle soaring by!
All you pussies living off our land,
you can't fight for freedom if you don't lend a hand!
Well if you won't lift a finger, I'll give you one of mine. (note: THE MIDDLE ONE)
And you can wear these boots RIGHT UP YER BEHIND.
Well what happened next was a terrible fight,
and on display was the Eagle's might.
All around him were the bodies of the terrorists, dead.
There were scratches on the faces of their severed heads.
The Jesus Eagle descended from the sky...
