Baby Phat | Lady Gaga Poker Face Parody

Опубликовано: 08 Сентябрь 2014
на канале: ZDoggMD

88,727

589

Childhood obesity, you just got SERVED. A "Poker Face" parody to promote healthy choices for kids.

Lyrics by ZDoggMD and Dr. Harry. Original song "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga.
Music production by the inestimable Devin Moore.
Editing by ZDoggMD.
Starring ZDoggMD, Dr. Harry (by proxy), Josh.0 (as Hot Dog Dad), Astrid Schanz-Garbassi (as French Fry Mom), and the ZPupps (as themselves).

Lyrics:

M-M-M-my
P-P-P-pie!

(Parents) We need to feed him, he's so skinny can't you see?
(Doc) But ants will swarm his diaper cause there's sugar in his pee (they love it)
(Parents) We feed him junk food 'cause it always make him smile
(Doc) But high blood pressure medicine might really cramp his style

oo oo oo ooh ooh ooh ooh oo
(Parents) When he says please, we feed him Mickey D's
oo oo oo ooh ooh ooh ooh oo
(Doc) You'll super-size the stress on his knees

(Parents) Won't eat fruits, won't eat greens
He just can't lose this baby phat
(It's not blubber, he's got big bones)
Stop his juice? But he screams!
Why can't he lose this baby phat?
(Just a problem with his hormones)

B-B-B-Baby phat B-B-Baby phat
M-M-M-my
B-B-B-Baby phat B-B-Baby phat

(Doc) Active play, nutrition, and your genes all play a role
(Kid) All those healthy snacks just never fill my donut hole
(Doc) Michelle Obama says that you should play outside

(Kid) But I'm not going anywhere until they fix my ride

oo oo oo ooh ooh ooh ooh oo
(Doc) Get off your bum, go out have fun
oo oo oo ooh ooh ooh ooh oo
(Kid) I'll get up soon as Sponge Bob is done

(Kid) I work out, I work out, just watch me play my Mario Kart
(Dad) (highest score in his age bracket)
(Kid) I'll eat fruit, I'll eat sprouts, as long as they are dipped in lard
(Dad) (one fruit serving in this packet)

ZDoggMD Rap

We should show you that we love you
Kiss and hug you
Stead of shovin' egg mcmuffins
Down your pie hole cut the juice out then break the fresh fruit out
Parents should model good behavior
Cut the screen time get active
No excuses excuses
For junk in our kids cabooses