Can’t go to Disneyland.
Can’t go to Pakistan.
Can’t drive a minivan all the way to burning man.
Oh, You’ve been banned,
due to your past abuses…
And all the time you lose to eating suckin’ lollipops.
The weatherman,
who you once tried seducing,
dressed up like beetlejuice and went to the state capital.
In the sea, though,
you think you’re Finding Nemo,
but you found Dan Marino,
now watch him as he tries to host The Price Is Right.
The theme from Perfect Strangers
was playing on your pager
when you would get a call…
are you standing tall? (On the wings of our dreams?)