Teen Cheerleader Cracked* Back Pain, Injuries Gets Relief* Chiropractic ASMR AMAZING CRUNCH
Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
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~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy
It's 7am and this morning's yoga smells like the rain washing away
the winter grey
From The Ides of March... Et Tu, Brute
To the Heart Chakra Green of St Patrick's Day
This morning's prescription description leans into an anxious array
...
Never underestimate what someone says about their mental health
If they say they have a disorder or dysfunction of emotion, they have it
Because like my radiology professor used to tell us...
"You see what you know... You find what you look for"
If I was a psychiatrist, I'd have more questions for a teenager who presents with "anxiety"
Like... "How many hours do you spend on a screen?"
and... "What do you watch?"
"How much do you go outside?"
"what kind of music do you listen to?"
"What are you feeding your brain... technologically, nutritionally..."
Because (as edited from this session)
I don't believe a 16-year-old was born lacking Zoloft
neurotransmitter imbalances? Perhaps...
HOWEVER
I KNOW there is a multitude of remedies, practices, and natural medicines...
that help reshape the neurochemical landscape
and smoothen the integration of sensory input into a functional cognitive-emotional
personality...
Of course... I definitely expect a 16-year-old to be nervous when she's at her first chiro session
Even if they're not being broadcast to a couple hundo-thousand views on the internet
And we had a nice conversation about anxiety, breathing, stretching, screen time and
B vitamins
But we have to take care of this back pain first
Shout out to the super crispy spine of this cheer-leader
these are some of the crispiest cracks I've ever recorded
And if you're a fan of the ayurvedic pulse readings, this one is for you
The pitta/kapha energies were almost even
But the kapha edged out the pitta as the primary dosha
Body type, emotions, intellect
they're all relevant in the classification of someone's constitution
But wait, there's more
bc the 3 classifications used in exercise science which identifies
ectomorph, endomorph, mesomorph
are a reflection of your embryonic development
We're talking week 2 of you, inside of yo momma
the 3 germ layers are called... ready?
ectoderm, endoderm, mesoderm
No one talked about this in chiropractic school
And the only internet reference I found is from the Oxford Concise Medical Dictionary
"(somatotype) the characteristic anatomical appearance of an individual, based on the predominance of the structures derived from the three germ layers (ectoderm, mesoderm, endoderm). The three types are described as ectomorphic, mesomorphic, and endomorphic."
Let me break it down
Egg meets Sperm
Cells rapidly make more of themselves
them-cellfs
lol
1-2-4-8-16 and so on
48 divisions later and you're a trillion cells
A TRILLION
And at week 2, the sphere of cells divides itcellf
into 3 layers... like a sandwich
And the 3 layers continue evolving into their predestined structures
The mesoderm develops into the muscles and bones
And the mesoderm is likened to the pitta dosha... easy to gain and lose muscle
The endoderm grows into the digestive and endocrine organs
And the endoderm is likened to the kapha dosha... easy to gain fat
The ectoderm unfurls unto the nervous system and skin
And the ectoderm is likened to the vatta dosha... hard to gain weight
Now, remember that we have all 3
The 3 germ layers, the 3 doshas...
they are present in us all but some express themselves more than others
And there are only so many different types of humans
Your character
Your physical, emotional, intellectual, and perhaps even spiritual disposition
all determined by what your mamma and papa gave you
and their mama and papa gave them
and so on...
all the way back to the first genetic manipulation that was orchestrated by an advanced alien civilization that seeded this planet with genetic material that was
Generated
Organized
Delivered
by a supreme universal intelligence
May I digress, please?
It's a string of blue trees
Fallen to pray on their knees
Not able to feel the breeze
The 2 b's
Standing at ease
eating more peas
fewer fleas
no cheese
They sneeze but don't wheeze
Now I've got keys
To dispel all the sleaze
cuz that's just my steeze
Jeez
Calm and roll down your sleeves
Bunch of Geese V's in this heeze
Just pay the fees
Don't tease
And thanks for watching these
videos
I make them for you
Now
Breathe
with me
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