Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender from ThinkGeek
http://www.thinkgeek.com/ee85?cpg=yt
-Motion detecting turret will scare away intruders
-Will open and alert when someone comes by your desk
-Sound effects pulled directly from the games
-Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
-USB-powered: Plugs into your computer or USB hub, cable included
-Dimensions: 7.5" tall
-Turret detects motion nearby:
-"Target acquired"
-"There you are"
-"I see you"
-"Preparing to dispense product"
-"Activated"
-Turret is moved or knocked over:
-"Critical error"
-"Shutting down"
-"I don't hate you"
-"Hey, hey, hey"
-"Malfunctioning"
-Turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity):
-"Are you still there"
Music by pop eye "If You"
http://us.myspace.com/popeyegr
