This is a weird one.
1. I had just gotten back from the Mexican food night at my local bar and I was not sober (and not playing as well as normal)
2. It took about a million years to get the empowered shrine, crucially important for overall damage output
3. This is just about the luckiest boss fight of all time, and pretty much the only scenario in which I would have gotten the clear.
A win is a win.
No stutter-stepping because I had stone gauntlets cubed instead of hexing pants. I copied this setup from yii, who was removed in the demon hunter leaderboard wipe but had an 11 minute clear at 4500 paragon and no natalya's glitch before it was deleted. Hence "3-ish" in the title; it's probably actually 4. The hexing pants setup is higher damage but lower squirt's uptime (but definitely better if perfectly played, but I have enough paragon to be lazy).
Gear used in the clear: https://maxroll.gg/d3/d3planner/65987...
I do not bot for paragon, keys, or bounties, and do not accept materials from others' bounty bots. I also do not run any illegal HUDs/overlays. This clear is 100% legitimate.