“Last week, my wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.”

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy…”

“Here he is. Just now finished 22 sensational weeks in a garage in Newark.”

“You eat when you fly? You’re an animal!”

“It means... I don’t take shit from no one.”

Rodney had President Reagan laughing up a storm at “The Stars Salute the President”.

“Hey mister, I’m on my break.”

“No respect. Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me, ‘Basement?’”

“What do you think, you’re tough? I’ll show you tough.”

“Terrible neighborhood. The first day I moved in…”

“I’m sorry, I’m all alone here.”

“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape...”

𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞: Are you trying to see through my clothes? 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I’m trying but it’s tough.

Rodney Dangerfield Introduces the World to the Diceman (Extended Cut)

“I tell ya, my kid, he drives me nuts...”

How To Be an Auto Mechanic

Dean Martin tells one of his favorite jokes of Rodney’s

“Looks good on you though.”

“When I was a kid, I was poor. My rich aunt died. In her will, I owed her 20 dollars.”

“I tell ya, my family, nothing but losers...”

Rodney and His Bartender Share a Few Behind-the-Scenes Laughs

“What a dumb family I got, ya know. Last week I looked up my family tree. Two dogs were using it.”

“Biff, this is Rodney. Rodney, this is goodbye.”

“Johnny Carson... that’s where he comes from, Nebraska. And I tell ya...”

“I tell ya, my wife, the way she throws away money, it’s ridiculous…”