nobody sausage

Me using the public bathroom

Nobody Sausage plushies is out!

Ahhh! 💀 - oh hi jake

pingu noot noot

Jingle Bells in USA 🇺🇸 & Jingle Bells in Brazil 🇧🇷

Soltando pancadão

A true rockstar 😎

Me playing with a shovel

When you’re trying to be romantic

Helicopter Helicopter

No no no

You make me un poco loco

Peaches 🍑🔥

My alarm every morning

When you set your alarm

Grimace

WHEEEEE!!

Sleeping on the bus be like

Dumb ways to 💀

Helicopter Helikopter Remix

Me trying to lose weight Eu tentando perder peso

OUCH

Me on a diet - Eu na dieta

Gwenchana ding ding ding ding

Nobody Sausage Club #1 (shorts animation)

Married to a morning person / Casado com uma pessoa matinal

Barbie after 10 years vaping 💖

Moms on vacation with food be like

Emotional Damage - meme

Every time when I cook spinach

That one guy’s morning routine be like

Nobody Sausage Club #4 (shorts animation)

Moms with sons vs daughters

I’m not drinking this weekend. Me on Friday: